Archive for the ‘Funnies’ Category

Why you don’t mess with your makeup artist: A hot model finds out!

Friday, March 13th, 2009

What happens when 2 hot models work with 1 makeup artist and interact with her differently.

Here is a behind the scenes look at some models at a photoshoot.

Model Makeup Artist Shoot

Model Makeup Artist Shoot

This was a funny idea I had 2 weeks ago.
I was talking to a different makeup artist and then I came up with this idea as I was browsing her portfolio. Anyways, I told her the idea and I started thinking of who could do the photography and how I wanted everything to be shot.

Turns out that other makeup artist flaked but I had a photographer (after all pixnation.com is all about photography and fun events) who was already down for the idea.. so I thought.. screw it.. I am going to get this project cranked out because I think it’s a great concept for makeup artists who are usually on set or at a shoot at 6am and sometimes (hopefully seldom) they deal with cranky divas or actors/actresses who think they are too good for everyone. And the makeup artists are also there all the way till the end of the day when everyone is wrapped- they still have to stick around to help touch up or take off makeup.

Fortunately Lina who I had worked with on Clowns Vs Ninjas, was totally cheerful and ready to help out after I told her the idea.

Now all I needed was the models. WHO would want to get a plain ol before shot taken and then a NASTY DISGUSTING looking AFTER picture taken?? I thought this would be hard to find — a good looking person that could look nice enough in the before picture but would look messed up in the after picture due to the makeup not due to birth.

The first person I talked to online was Grace. I said.. hey tell me if u think this idea is funny.. etc etc.. Grace liked it and as I started to ask “who would do such a random role?” she was like.. “I’ll do it.”  O.O  So that was that. I had my “bad/ugly model” and then finding a cute girl that would look even better with makeup was easy.  I hit up my UCLA friend Nicole and she was in like juice n gin. lol

The rest as you just saw is history. Enjoy!

Killing A Mockingbird

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

I REALLY feel this neighbor cuz i’ve definitely been there. Listening to a mockingbird’s incessant chirping while you are trying to go to sleep could be classified as torture.

Kill Mockingbird

Best Detention Slip EVER! Superman!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Superman Detention

I Will NEVER Send My Kid To This School

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Pansy Kid School

Can you imagine the psychological scars of all the kids who have attended this school? I mean seriously…WHAT were people thinking?

Give This Man Some Obama Change!

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Barack Obama Change

You gotta give the dude some props for originality. hahahah. Biggups to Joe Dirtbag!

Sarah Palin’s Daughter – Bristol reported doing DRUGS and MISBEHAVING

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

According to The National Enquirer and www.Damnimcute.com:

Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is not only pregnant and a drunk. She is also a junkie. Wow Sarah! You really did a FINE job of raising your daughter! The National Enquirer has reproted that she was videotapes smoking some green about 2 years ago ( she was 15).

I had no idea Alaska’s earth was good enough for growing some weed. Anywho the news doesn’t just stop there. Bristol’s boyfriend and baby-daddy used to sell Oxycontin and he used to smoke that shit too! Hooray! These are exactly the kind of role models we need to place in society.

WTF? Janet Jackson’s Leather and Chain Tour?

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Janet Jackson the LEATHER and CHAIN TOUR?

I guess its all about pushing the boundary of her shows. However, keep in mind the young teenagers in attendance. I wonder how you explain that to your kids as a parent on the drive home. I would just tell my kids…”its wardrobe malfunction.”

Ben Affleck’s New Look + Jennifer Hudson (American Idol Star) engaged to David Otunga

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Wow…check out Ben Affleck’s new look…talk about an uncanny resemblance.
the new manson look...

Speaking of additional Hollywood News….

Jennifer Hudson, former contestant of American Idol, just got engaged to David Otunga…wonder what does she see in this guy? If you don’t remember, David Otunga was one of the contestant on the reality show “I Love New York 2″ trying to court Tiffany Pollard a.k.a. New York.

Family Guy and Youtube

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, and Youtube have teamed up to create a series of comedy sketches. I’m a huge fan of Family Guy so this was definitely great news. This also translates to work “enjoyable work environment.” YES!

Be sure to check out some of the sketches by clicking the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/sethcomedy

SNL Sketch – Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton (Tina Fey & Amy Poehler)

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

This is the SNL sketch that everyone is talking about with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton. Tina Fey does an uncanny job of impersonating Sarah Palin. Enjoy! Crazy! So true in some aspects of this sketch that its sort of disturbing. Best line…”And I can see Russia from my house…” and word of the sketch…”Boner-shrinker!”