oe Jonas and Taylor Swift may not publicly confirm they’re an item, but come on, it couldn’t be more obvious that they’re hitting it. Case in point:

MTV VMA host Russell Brand said the Jonas Brothers personally requested to be introduced by Taylor Swift at Sunday’s show, where they’ll perform.

Russell Brand described the Jonas Brothers — who are up for Video of the Year for the song “Burnin’ Up” — as “God’s favorite virgins” and said that their performance “will make the concept of an afterlife seem tame by comparison.”

Wonder if Reg Jones thought the same thing after he deflowered America’s favorite non-virginal virgin at the time, 14-year-old Britney Spears.

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Kate Hudson’s ex Lance Armstrong has played down reports of his sexual prowess during his cycling heyday, insisting his intense training often left him too exhausted for love.

The seven-time Tour de France champion has been linked to a string of famous stars since divorcing wife Kristin Richard in 2003, including singer Sheryl Crow, young actress Ashley Olsen, and “Fool’s Gold” beauty Hudson.

But he claims he is far from the sex god he is perceived as by the media.

He tells the forthcoming issue of Men’s Journal magazine, “I had sex if I had the energy. I wasn’t one of those guys who believed in the myths about the guy losing his chi.

“The fact is that if you are riding your bike six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You’re just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido. But you know, I never got any complaints.”

Read more here…

Lindsay Lohan & DJ pal Samantha Ronson are no strangers to the fashion world, but even they looked impressed at designer – and Samantha’s sister — Charlotte Ronson’s 2009 spring preview on Saturday.

Charlotte looked to London punk as inspiration for her clothing at New York Fashion Week, showing off short skirts and tight pants in her show.

Lindsay and Samantha, who sat together and posed for pictures with their arms around each other, impressed as well…

Read the entire Access Hollywood article here

Hollywood’s night life has a new MECCA playpen with a series of levels for your complete choice of drunken debauchery and enjoyment. Mike Viscuso, a club mogul in San Diego and owner of V2O, has migrated north debuting his multi-floor nightlife destination, The Kress. “I’m bring back an institution to Hollywood,” says Viscuso, and rightfully so given the enormous 4 story building. “The ceilings were totally destroyed,” he says of the historic Kress building at 6608 Hollywood Blvd., “but I hired a group of plastering artists and we patched all the destroyed sections…most people would have saved the 500K.”

Viscuso certainly spared no expense at The Kress, with a basement club straight out of Las Vegas (pictured), a ground floor restaurant, a third floor lounge begging for Paris Hilton and an inspired view-laden rooftop deck with “fire pits, a full service bar, restrooms and raised cabanas on both sides.”

The building, once Kress Department Store (and more recently Frederick’s of Hollywood), has beautiful bones that Viscuso refurbished at great expense. Original marble is everywhere at Kress and the ornate ceilings were restored according to the original 1930s design. “I was able to find the original blueprints that were hand drawn in the 1930s at UCLA,” says the 51-year-old. Mr. Viscuso is not simply looking to open another simple Hollywood nightclub, but creating, revitalizing, and branding another Hollywood landmark.

The Kress
6608 Hollywood Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 90028
323-785-5000
http://www.thekress.net

It looks like exclusivity has taken on another look in Hollywood as STORK is the newest Hollywood hotspot to debut while priding itself in being one of the tightest velvet ropes in town. From the creative minds of such likes as DJ AM and Loyal Pennings that ran the highly successful LAX comes a post-industrial chic and sophisticated lounge like no other. Discreetly hidden in the Hollywood-Highlands complex, this bi-level space is lined with exposed brick and concrete throughout the 8,000-square-foot indoor/outdoor lounge reminiscent of the New York style-nightlife, but the Stork still exudes warmth, with cozy furniture and multiple areas to explore. See where all the celebrities have been playing and hiding. Due to strict club request, capacity will be limited and door will be selective so dress to impress or definitely know someone that knows someone.

Stork Hollywood
1738 N. Orange
Los Angeles, ca 90028
323-462-3663
http://thestorkla.com

Hollywood will be hosting the Stand Up To Cancer Telethon tonight which will be broadcast on ABC, NBC, and CBS. Taking place at the Kodak Theater in the Hollywood and Highlands complex, celebrities scheduled to apprear include: Jennifer Aniston (Friends), James Taylor, Scarlett Johansson (Yummy), Meryl Streep, David Cook, Christina Applegate (Married With Children), Lance Armstrong, Jack Black (Shallow Hal), Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman), Charles Barkley (Round Mound of Rebound), America Ferrera (Ugly Betty), Halle Berry (Oh yahhh), Hilary Swank (Million Dollar Baby), Forrest Whitaker, Jimmy Fallon (Saturday Night Live), and Keanu Reeves (Matrix). John McCain and Barack Obama are also scheduled to appear. Early debate anyone? haha.

Wouldn’t it be cool if the celebrities actually answered the phone? Like if I called Keanu Reeves to make a donation:

Me: “Hello Neo…I’ve been waiting to talk to you….”
Keanu (looking dumbfounded): “…….Morpheus??”
Me: “Hahaha…nah it’s me J-Train…wanting to make a donation dum dum..but i GOTCHA!”

Ok yah anyway it’s for a good cause. Cancer kills 550,000 Americans and six million people worldwide each year. That’s a whole lot of people.

Network news anchors Katie Couric (CBS), Charles Gibson (ABC) and Brian Williams (NBC) will MC the program. Another star studded night in Hollywood!

More info can be found at: www.standup2cancer.org